Weeds

Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 13: "Theoretical Love is Not Dead"

Nancy: How bout a farewell f**k?
Esteban: That's crass. And that will not save you.
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Shane: Couldn't stay away, huh?
Silas: Like you always said, I'm not very bright.
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Silas: Please when you kill her just let us know, for closure.
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Shane: She's not coming is she?
Andy: No, she's not.
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Nancy: I'm the downfall of all Botwin men.
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Nancy: I can't believe you let him stay.
Andy: I can't believe you don't understand why.
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Nancy: Where's Silas?
Andy: He's not coming.
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Warren: I loved her and then she out grew me, then she came back.
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Janitor: (to Nancy) Did Mister Freaky Shoes do that to you?
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Janitor: (to Guillermo who is in the woman's bathroom) Oh hell no. Get outta here.
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Nancy: Owe! God! I remember when you used to spank me and it was sexy.
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Nancy: Shut up Guillermo. I am trying to talk to my husband. My husband.
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Guillermo: Dead hoes tell no tales.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Guillermo: Shh! Shh! You don't want to wake the dead.
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Silas: (to Shane) Please please. Choose to not be a d**k.
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Nancy: Hola mi amor. Guillermo.
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Season 6 Episode 12: "Fran Tarkenton"

Andy: (to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.
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Doug: (to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.
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Doug: Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: (to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.
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