If you come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself.

Nancy

I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.

Andy

Shane: Do you ever go back to right after dad died and wish you could do things differently?
Nancy: I try not to.
Shane: I do. All the time.

Don't tell anyone I was noble.

Silas

Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.

What about you? You ever take a trip down to girlie town?

Celia [to stylist]

Andy: If you don't cum, the terrorists win.
Audra: We can't have that.

I screwed up my kids.

Nancy

Shane: Shane: Aaargh! Fuck you, fuck your mom in the ass with a screwdriver.

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