Weeds Season 5 Quotes
If you come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself.Nancy
I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.Andy
Shane: Do you ever go back to right after dad died and wish you could do things differently?
Nancy: I try not to.
Shane: I do. All the time.
Don't tell anyone I was noble.Silas
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
What about you? You ever take a trip down to girlie town?Celia [to stylist]
Andy: If you don't cum, the terrorists win.
Audra: We can't have that.
I screwed up my kids.Nancy
Shane: Shane: Aaargh! Fuck you, fuck your mom in the ass with a screwdriver.
Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
Nancy: I think I'm happy for you.
Andy: I think I'm happy for you, too.
Be the baby!Nancy [asking Andy to suck her nipple]