Andy: You have no idea how much it means to me that you believe in me.
Shane: I don't believe in you.

Nancy: Does he mean any less to you?
Silas: No. You do.

Walking away is as simple as sugar cookies, baby. Watch.

Helia

Gotta revel in your youth, Silas. Get crabs every once and awhile. Stop being a pussy.

Dean

24? So jealous. Can I drink your blood? Just a shot?

Dean

Nancy: Don't you wanna know why I was in prison?
Helia: Involuntary dumbassery? First degree stepping in shit you can't handle?

Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.

OK what’d you do? Can’t decide whether I want a good story or a good client. Go on. Tell me.

Havens

There's always cash when we sell drugs. That's why we sell drugs.

Nancy

Shane: I got you something.
Nancy: Last time you said that I got a macaroni necklace. No, a terrorist video.

Obviously, you're not my sexual equal, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets.

Andy

I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my dick.

Doug

Weeds Quotes

(to Nancy) I said no smoking. You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you listen?

Jack

I'm a mother lion and you can't defeat a mother lion when you've threaten her cubs.

Nancy