Weeds

Weeds Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 4: "A Hole In Her Niqab"

Andy: There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Husband: You guys f**k. I'll make eggs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 3: "Game-Played"

Andy: Have you learned nothing from three years behind bars?
Nancy: Try again, fail better?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: I can be a real person. I can. I've been one before. It was... good.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Andy: Retiring for motherhood? I knew something had to give.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Doug: Feeling bullish? Bearish?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 1: "Bags"

Andy: We're going to America. Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shane: Renada just wants me for my sperm.
Doug: She sounds perfect.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Please forgive me if I'm sad. Right now life feels really bad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doug: I thought they were saying bi-Andy. What? You do shave your legs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Where's Agent Lipschitz?
Official: Maybe he's somewhere trying to change his name.
 • Rating: Unrated

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