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Weeds Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 9: "Cats! Cats! Cats!"

Emma: You run this thing with your mom? That's adorable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: I can do this.
Nancy: I have to get this. Don't f**k up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Babe, these are cops. I'm a drug dealer. You're a murderer. We can't all play on the same kick ball team.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 8: "Synthetics"

Zoya: I’m sorry, you might want to go away because I don’t like you. And I have a bad habit of losing things I don’t like in fires.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 7: "Playing with Fire!"

Andy: Once upon a time, you sold dime bags at local sporting events. But now! Oh, wait. You’re selling dime bags at local sporting events. A somewhat circular journey, no? A spiral?
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Heylia lives in the middle of a pygmy tree forest with Dean Hodes and a shotgun, so I’d really rather not take her advice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 6: "Object Impermanence"

Nancy: You’re not dumb. Yeah, Shane got other things, but you’re sweet and so good-looking and not a murderer, which puts you squarely in the lead. So yeah, I kept you in the dark for much of your life but you gave me stretch marks, so we’re even.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: I don't believe in you. You have no business plan. This is a terrible location for foot traffic and you don't even know if the wheel is street legal in the United States.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: You have no idea how much it means to me that you believe in me.
Shane: I don't believe in you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Does he mean any less to you?
Silas: No. You do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Helia: Walking away is as simple as sugar cookies, baby. Watch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Gotta revel in your youth, Silas. Get crabs every once and awhile. Stop being a p***y.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: 24? So jealous. Can I drink your blood? Just a shot?
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Don't you wanna know why I was in prison?
Helia: Involuntary dumbassery? First degree stepping in s**t you can't handle?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 5: "Fingers Only Meat Banquet"

Havens: OK what’d you do? Can’t decide whether I want a good story or a good client. Go on. Tell me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 4: "A Hole In Her Niqab"

Nancy: There's always cash when we sell drugs. That's why we sell drugs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shane: I got you something.
Nancy: Last time you said that I got a macaroni necklace. No, a terrorist video.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Obviously, you're not my sexual equal, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doug: I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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