Vinyl Quotes
And if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll slap you so hard you'll be singing out of your asshole.
Richie
Jamie: You signed the band. What did you think you were going to get?
Richie: Him, and a couple other guys. See, that's what happens when you sign with a label.
Clark: I almost signed Alice Cooper!
Julie: And I almost fucked Peggy Lee, but I ended up jackin' off instead.
Andie, you're a beautiful woman. You look like me! You do! It's like narcissism or somethin', I don't know. You're like my family.
Richie
Richie: Want a bump?
Hannibal: I don't need no bump. I gotta bump.
Devon: Oh, yes you do, sir.
You know what? You overestimate how shitty I feel about what happened to you!
Richie
He's ruining my life! I'm not hitting the goddamned couch with a tennis racket!
Devon
Welcome to American Century. Be ready to take it up the ass.
Lester
You're not getting divorced, Mrs. Finestra. You just wasted an hour of my time generating a card to play in the next fight with your husband.
Divorce Attorney
I'd offer you a drink, but you're an asshole.
Richie
I see slush on the floor from boots of my dear friends as they walk out the door...
Robert Goulet [singing]
I need an alibi.
Richie
