We open for the Dolls in 24 fuckin' hours. You think I give a shit what band mate's fuckin' cock you sucked?Kip
I'm not looking to be defined by my relationship to the fucking crown.Kip
Andie [to Jamie]: Two hours late? Are you fucking kidding me?
Kip: Leave her alone.
Nobody wants to make girls A&R reps, because A&R reps give direction and criticism which is almost impossible to do with a cock in your mouth.Andie
Richie: I need to focus!
Skip: On what? Our impending doom?
Act British, spend Yiddish.Zak
Zak: I'm comin' with ya.
Richie: You hate LA.
Zak: I hate everywhere.
Zak: I'd trust my wife naked in bed with Burt Reynolds before I'd trust you alone with 200 grand in cash!
Richie: I vaguely see your point!
I think about what I'd do without Moira...what's your secret, because I can't get the bitch to leave.Zak
Day after after day I hear this sound of creaking back and forth. It's the sound of me, hanging myself from the rafters.Devon
I can't be the first person who ever mentioned it to your face. The logo looks like a toilet.Andie
Zak: How bout she steals back Hannibal she's so valuable.
Zak: Huh? Why not?
Richie: Because he tried to shove his dick in my wife is why not!