You can leave here with money in your pocket or an albatross hanging around your neck.

Savino

Mia: All I see are strippers in old fashioned underpants.
Tommy: European strippers in old fashioned underpants.

The French have always been known for their flexibility. Just ask the Germans.

Mia

There may be things I can't change but I'm not giving up. I know when something's worth fighting for.

Dixon

Best way to get a dog to drop a bone, give him a steak.

Savino

Jack: I guess a guy will do anything to get close to you.
Mia: Never a dull moment between us.

I'm a bachelor. How come nobody brings me dinner?

Ralph

Jack: Are you OK?
Mia: I can think of better ways to spend my morning.

Katherine: I'm sorry if it seems like I haven't been in your corner lately.
Ralph: Sweet, Katherine. You're always welcomed back.

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