Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Quotes
It's just beer. Did you guys go to a bar that night... how much did you drink?Nikolai
You're one of the rare couples that have both have breast augmentations.Tom Schwartz
Raquel and I have a lot in common... we both like... to... eat food.James
I feel like I need one of those push-cards. 5 surgeries and get the 6th one free.Jax
Jax: I feel like I just sweated out all of that vodka.
Kristen: I'm going to go home and drink vodka.
My relationship with Jax is complicated. Jax and I are kind of like step-brother and step-sister... who may have slept together twice.Kristen
Stassi: I think Kristen is excited about going to Montauk, but I know Kristen has no idea what Montauk is.
Kristen: Literally the only thing I know about the Hamptons is Puffy Daddy and Bethenny Frankel.
It's like folding SUR napkins all over again,Kristen
It's $18.50? That is so much money... for a rag.Stassi
Why am I paying these people? They should be paying me for therapy.Lisa
If I never would have done all of that douchebagging, I wouldn't be who I am today.Jax
When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?Jax