You're not Calvin Harris.

Lisa

Anybody can push play on a laptop, you idiot! It's not even connected to anything.

Jax

Maybe one of the reasons that Jax doesn't like James is because he feels like he's looking at himself 10 years ago and he doesn't like what he sees.

Tom Sandoval

I don't feel like I've ever really been able to articulate clearly or express to her how much I die inside when she goes to the dark side. It kills the Schwartz.

Tom Schwartz

I got a marble trash can, and now it's too heavy for me to empty the trash.

Stassi

I played a little Beyonce and I wound up with a girlfriend.

James

Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

I got a marble trash can, and now it's too heavy for me to empty the trash.

Stassi

I played a little Beyonce and I wound up with a girlfriend.

James