Misery loves company, but it's really hard to find company when all your friends are so fucking happy.

Stassi

Ass steaks or no ass steaks, I liked it.

Jax

In my defense, people see me winning right now and they don't like it.

James

I don't even look at Jax anymore like an ex-boyfriend. I look at him like an ape... with a really cool girlfriend.

Stassi

Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

I don't even look at Jax anymore like an ex-boyfriend. I look at him like an ape... with a really cool girlfriend.

Stassi

In my defense, people see me winning right now and they don't like it.

James