Up All Night

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Up All Night Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 24: "The Proposals"

Chris: Ugh! We were supposed to do Advil, water and a banana before bed. What did we end up doing?
Reagan: Frozen pizzas, pina coladas and front porch cigarettes oh God!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: Honey eight years ago I didn't think that it could get any better than just the two of us, but now it is. This diamond was for us, but this new one is for Amy. Reagan will you marry me?
• Rating: Unrated

Ava: He's perfect. When you die he will be mine but don't worry I wait six months out of respect and I'll keep a photo of you on top of the piano.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julian: One time I was checking out this really old lady at the pool when my pants Pinocchio told me a small lie. It was a sexy surprise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ava: Just for the record, you caught me at my most hirsute. It's not the summer months.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chris: She's blasting West Side Story.
Reagan: Yeah she does that so the intruders think there are guys rumbling with knives and stuff.
• Rating: Unrated

Reagan: I just was so just in the moment you know? I was so drunk and in love and I just dropped to my knees and I blurted out will you marry me?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 23: "Hey Jealousy"

Ava: We are going to finish this no matter how ugly we look. Look at us Reagan! We're keepin' it real!
• Rating: Unrated

Shayna: I have been on an 800 calorie a day diet of sea grains for six months!
Ava: I have been sober for 80, hours.
• Rating: Unrated

Reed: If I wasn't chemically lobotomised right now, I'd really feel for you.
• Rating: Unrated

Ava: To be honest, when I first agreed to sponsor and run in this event I was not super aware of what a K was.
• Rating: Unrated

Reagan: A milkshake kind of defeats the purpose of exercise.
Ava: I'm carbo-loading for my 10K against literacy.
Reagan: For literacy.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 22: "Letting Go"

Chris: Inside this gnarled Yoda body is a Peter Pan!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reagan: Our bodies can't do what they used to be able to do. Yours can't play hockey with twenty-two year olds, mine can't laugh really hard without peeing a little.
• Rating: Unrated

Ava: You know you love them so much and then your love just turns to worry.
• Rating: Unrated

Reagan: I am the mama bear. I am the Caroline Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
• Rating: Unrated

Reagan: You're not exactly twenty five anymore...you pulled a muscle taking off your shirt last night.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 21: "Daddy Daughter Time"

Ava: Of course, no one should have to fire a lover. I mean think how frought it was for Governor Schwarzenegger to fire that handsome maid.
• Rating: Unrated