Up All Night

Up All Night Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Home/Office"

Chris: And Sandra, whats with the swing-set in the front yard? I mean what is wrong with you? Why are you all looking at me? You're all doin stuff! We're all doin stuff. That's right Paul! You either put a tarp on that Fiero or have it towed!
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Walter: We could have been great together Ava and now I sell my blood for cash.
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Reagan: Hey quick question. Does AAA do houses?
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Walter: I am so calm, I could host a NPR show.
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Chris: I just came to enjoy me a Diet Fresca.
Reagan: All Frescas are diet.
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Chris: I lied to your face just to keep the peace.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Friendships and Partnerships"

Ava: Romance thy name is Christopher.
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Scott: Hey you wanna go hit up Chuck E. Cheese right now? On me.
Chris: I dont know. Two dudes, one pair of pants, no kids? Not sure we're makin it through the door.
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Scott: You're Porky Piggin' it...noice!
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Chris: I hardly ever get to use my hawk like fashion balls.
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Ava: What is to become of my Ava Show golf cart?
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Reagan: Okay Obviously the tension in this room is giving Amy baby tourettes.
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