Your narcissism comes from a good place.

Scott

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You were not the model, you were the cautionary tale.

Scott

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Boys love weaponry!

Scott

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Jackson: Do you like wine?
Ava: Not as much as I adore it.

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We haven't slept in three nights. We're living like kidnapped journalists.

Chris

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Somebody spends ten minutes on WebMD and suddenly they're a pediatrician.

Reagan

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