Chris: Welcome to our home Mrs. Brinkley.
Reagan: Now I can answer the phone without feeling like a slut.

Ava: This is the last time I'm going to be just medium famous.
Walter: It's all gonna change for us now. We'll probably both need Blackberry's.

Chris: Look if our guests see my well toned get away sticks, they're gonna say Reagan who?
Mr. Brinkley: Chris this is no time to be Jay Leno.

Chris: You know what my favorite Combo is?
Reagan: Zesty Salsa Tortilla?
Chris; No, us.
Reagan: Honey! That is so lame.

Reagan: You know I hate it when guys pee outside right?
Chris: Hate it or jealous?
Reagan: Jealous.

We finally finished The Wire.

Reagan

See this little angel right here? She likes to hide car keys.

Reagan

Get off my side!

Reagan

FYI nobody calls my brother a dumb ass but me and secondly your pas de chat's super rigid.

Reagan

Are you second hand smoking? It's a totally slippery slope dude. You go from piggybacking a guys smoke. Next thing you know you're giving your daughter's wedding toast through a hole in your neck. What a joyous occasion.

Scott

Scott: Wine em, dine em and redesign em.
Ava: I like mine no ice and no margarita mix. Then it's just tequila.

I'd love you to never say full coitus again.

Chris
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Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

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