Alan: I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2.
Charlie: Only you could gay up banging two women.

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(to Jake) Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.

Charlie

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Berta: (reading title of book) Cooking for Dummies.
Charlie: No offense, Jake, I'm actually cooking for everybody.

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• Added: February 22, 2010