Trust Me Quotes
Maybe I am gaySarah [after kissing Hector]
Hector: So, you want to stop and get a drink before the party?
Sarah: I already did
Mason: Remember that ridiculously hot concierge in the lobby?
Conner: The one with no visible knee caps?
Mason: I have no idea what that means
Tom: We can't do this. Choosing which one of us will take you tonight has really been hard on our friendship.
Hector: It's like Sophie's choice, only the kids have to decide
Conner: I'm trying to remember, in this particular relationship, if I was a dick or not.
Mason: I hate those odds. Call her anyway.
Conner: If I was a dick then I have to apologize. If wasn't a dick and I apologize, it will just confuse her. Classic dilemma. Clip the blue wire, clip the red wire.
Sarah: Hey, I heard you got Spike Jonze.
Mason: Heard you're a lesbian.
I'm just saying, if you're concerned about the gay rumor, might want to cut down on your dates with lesbiansTom [to Sarah]
Conner: Don't say it. Don't say that word.
Mason: I know. I know. Cool people don't say "cool." I just hate the fact that some client who is definitely not cool thinks I'm not cool.
Mason: Conner, you gotta let me pilot the plane.
Conner: I was trying to co-pilot the plane to keep it from crashing
Mason: How do you decide what shoes to buy?
Haley: I don't know. I just do it.
Mason: You 'just do it." Now, where have i heard that before?
Ok, am I the only woman in American who doesn't share this bizarre fantasy of having a man wash my hairSarah
Oh big surprise, I mean the day after an awards show Denise becomes obsessed about winning awards. It's like sun spot activity, Mason. Denise flares up, it interferes with TV reception, but it'll pass.Tony