I feel more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt in church.


Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.


Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.


I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.


I'm the only honest one here. I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fu-king bible tells me to, but because I like it! It's fun, it makes my dick hard!


Oh I love a good execution.


In fact I want to execute him tonight, as soon as possible. I want to hit the lynx before sunrise.


You are just too cool for school to admit you believe in something other than yourself.


J.D.: You're way too pretty to not be stupid.
Rikki: Yeah? What's your excuse?

Fu-k you andy, you're human. You got no idea what it's like having people want to kill you just cause what you are.


Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

Bye, I'm just going to quietly slip into a comma.


True Blood Season 5 Quotes

Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.