True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 5 Quotes
You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.
Pam
Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.
Lafayette
Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses's cock, I am born again!
Russell
God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.
Russell
You don't know what it's like to be standing in line at the bank and hear the guy behind you and how he wants to suck your toes.
Sookie
Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.
Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.
The wife's out of town, the hot tub is just right and I got a male enhancement oil I'm anxious to try out.
Bud
Respectfully Martha, your sone doesn't have a grave cause you all ate him.
Alcide
Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.
Eric
Fangs? You're such boys.
Russell
Go fu-k yourself Nora.
Eric
