What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to?


Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.

Sookie: : I can't imagine a world without you in it. Both of you.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!


Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

I liked you better when you were brain damaged.

Bill [to Eric]

Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.

People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.


You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.


Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?


Ain't nothing more important to you than your dick. Not even your best friend.

Hoyt [to Jason]

If heaven does exist, I'm pretty sure Adele Stackhouse would be elected president there.


True Blood Season 4 Quotes

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.


I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.