Jack: You're not going anywhere. You're going to be fine.
Dr. K.: Now Jack, I'm very glad you've become a doctor since the last time we met, but you don't have to say that.

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Beth: What are you going to do with a boat?
Randall: Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth.
Beth: This boat is not a boat, babe. This boat is sadness.
Randall: That's a bad name for a boat, Beth.

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Beth: And Sloane is?
Kevin: Jewish.

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Kevin: Wise man, wise man, wise man, and, I don't know. Cousin, maybe? And the donkey talks. Or I might have that confused with a cartoon, actually.
Chloe: Yeah, you're better with a script.

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Dad, Grandpa's gay. Or at least bi.

Tess

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