Gutierrez: Holy Father, the manager of the restaurant and all the staff are wondering if you would give a benediction. They are all behind you waiting. If you were to turn around for them, it would be something of a minor miracle.
Lenny: No. It would be an exhibition.

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Tomasso: What about you, Holy Father. What did you want to be when you were a child?
Lenny: I wanted to be a child.

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Lenny: Do you believe in God?
Gutierrez: I...yes, I do.
Lenny: I don't. Those that believe in God don't believe in anything.

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It's difficult for a saint to answer all the questions of humanity.

Lenny

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Archbishop Kurtwell, your disease has deceived you.

Lenny

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Every rule has its exceptions.

Lenny

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• Added: February 13, 2017

Lenny: You have no idea how many objectives can be obtained by humiliating one's fellow man. But there's a secret to it.
Sophie: What is it?
Lenny: The person humiliated can't realize they've been humiliated.
Sophie: If you don't mind my saying so...you're diabolical.
Lenny: You think? People that know me well actually say I'm a saint.

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• Added: February 13, 2017