Glenn: Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?
Rick: It wasn't my intention.
Glenn: Yeah, whatever, yee haw. You're still a dumbass.

There's us and the dead. We survive this by pulling together, not apart.


Bright side, it'll be the fall that kills us. I'm a glass half full kinda guy.


Glenn: You're surrounded by "Walkers." That's the bad news.
Rick: There's good news?
Glenn: No.

Dale: If you see anything, holler. I'll come running.
Lori: Yes, mom.

Rick: You shot him, in the street, out front, a man.
Morgan: Friend, you need glasses. It was a "Walker."

We are surviving here. We are day to day.


Rick to zombie girl]: I'm sorry this happened to you.

They might not seem like much one at a time, but in a group all riled up and hungry, man you watch your ass.


Dwayne: Daddy can I learn to shoot? I'm old enough.
Morgan: Hell yes you're gonna learn. We gotta do it carefully, teach you to respect the weapon.
Rick: That's right. It's not a toy. You pull the trigger, you have to mean it. Always remember that, Dwayne.

One thing I do know, don't you get bit.


Is this real? Am I here? Wake, wake up.


The Walking Dead Season 1 Quotes

Shane: What's the difference between men and women.
Rick: Is this a joke?
Shane: No serious. I've never met a woman who knew how to turn off the light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on.

Hey you. Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?

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