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Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon

You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.

Elena

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.

Alaric

His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Sheriff

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon
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