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You're not exactly innocent. You've made it your life mission to make him miserable.

Elena

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Damon

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Damon

Stefan: You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you.
Elena: Then I'm stupid.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.

I don't want to survive... after what I've done, I just want it to be over.

Stefan

Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Damon
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