Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.

Damon

If I do this, if I give in, there's no going back.

Stefan

I don't hurt people. I don't do that. I'm the good brother.

Stefan

I'm not sad. I'm frickin hungry!

Stefan

Stefan: The blood? It doesn't change anything.
Elena: It's changing you.

He spent all this time fighting it, when he should have be learning to control it.

Damon

Damon: Nostalgia is a bitch.
Anna: If you're just gonna mock me, can you just move along?

Only one of us was around when dance was invented.

Elena

I'll sever your hand, pull your ring off and kill you. Do you understand that?

Damon

Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn't mean I was any less committed.

Pageant contestant

Why don't you just walk up to Sheriff Forbes? Ask her to tap a vein?

Damon

Well, well, he's a liar and a thief.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

I want you to turn me.

Jeremy

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.