The Vampire Diaries

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You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.


Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.


Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.


Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.


Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.


What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?


Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

He is good in the sack, isn't he?

Bree [to Elena about Damon]

Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.


Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

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