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You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.

Elena

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Jeremy

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Alaric

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan

Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.

Alaric

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Caroline

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

He is good in the sack, isn't he?

Bree [to Elena about Damon]

Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena

I'm not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops just because of some guy.

Elena
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