Well in case you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a sociopath. I know, shocker. I like being a sociopath, ya know? I'm not burned by things like guilt or love.


You win some, you lose some. Except for me. I always win.


I don't care. Life's too short. Immortal or not, I don't wanna waste another minute.


Just get on with it Kai. Listening to you talk makes me want to die.

Liz [to Kai]

I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.

Damon [to Tyler]

I was trying to fix something that I had no business trying to fix. It's like textbook definition of a control freak from hell.


Caroline: If you can't fix a coffee machine, how are you able to fix people?
Stefan: Sure you don't need some real food? There's probably a machine around here that vends O-positive.

Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.


So now I have a Stage 10 cancer patient, which by the way doesn't exist, who is beyond terminally ill, and a vampire, meaning all of his emotions are heightened and he can't die.


Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.


Why are we talking about spending spring break anywhere other than this tiny bed.


Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.