The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.Caroline [to Valerie]
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.Damon
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.Matt
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?Damon
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.Stefan
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.Alaric
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.Damon
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?Damon
Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.Damon
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…