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Klaus: You're not the least bit interested in why I'm here?
Caroline: I literally just whooshed at the sight of your face… so no.

How am I the only person on the planet who's not having scandalous sex?


If anyone is drinking to anyone's last days, it's me.


Elena: You memorized my breakup?
Caroline: Of course I did.

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

Katherine Pierce's chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That's kind of brilliant.


I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.


That's my brother Stefan. But I'd watch your tone with him because he's kind in the middle of a psychotic break.


Damon: I'm gonna barf.
Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.

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