Bonnie, you are officially the most terrifying person I know.

Damon

So, you're not technically avoiding, you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?

There's an abandoned music shop down the way. I'll let you steal a tiny fiddle.

Matt [to Enzo]

Nora: You reek of blood.
Damon: Well...I've been binging.
Stefan: And I've been judging.

Lily: Damon, if you have harmed Oscar in any way--
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my first hostage swap.

Lily: I was supposed to be dead.
Damon: And I was supposed to be your son.

I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.

Caroline

Aw, my besties are buds again. Let's go make a deal.

Damon

My mother was practically ripped out of my arms and sent to a TB ward. You don't move on from that. You find distractions.

Stefan [to Lily]

You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.

Stefan [to Lily]

Damon: So, who's up for a little old fashioned hostage swap?
Alaric: Does agreeing to go mean you putting on pants?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.