Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.

Huh, I guess this is that uh anti-magic border. Which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls and no vampires around to stop him. Whoops.

Kai

Elena: I'm sorry I compelled away the memories. They were only half mine.
Damon: We'll make new ones.

She had hope. For both of us. She's the reason I survived, the reason I made it out. Who knew? It turns out you spend time with someone and don't kill them you actually become friends. I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not you.

Damon

We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Boyz II Men...Stefan's.

Damon

Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.

Alaric

Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?

Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!

Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.

Damon

Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.

Just cause I hate you doesn't mean I want you to starve to death.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you they'll have to do it the old fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.

Tyler [to Liv]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.