Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?

Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!

Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.

Damon

Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.

Just cause I hate you doesn't mean I want you to starve to death.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you they'll have to do it the old fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.

Tyler [to Liv]

Elena: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must with no exception, take the side of my best friend.
Stefan: Huh.
Elena: Can you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
Stefan: You're just mad nobody knew how to carve the turkey.

Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.

Whoop, be careful. You just sounded generally concerned for my brother.

Stefan [to Elena]

Why wouldn’t I consult you in a decision that might permanently change your life? Hmm I wonder.

Damon [about Elena]

I died, you started over. I need you to live your life and be happy. I love you Elena. And I have to let you go.

Damon

Look Caroline please just talk to me, tell me how, tell me why. Please just make me understand how it is that I missed it.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

I believe in magic.

Shane

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.