The Vampire Diaries

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The vampire diaries

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."

Jeremy

Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.

Liv

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Damon

Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.

Damon

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

Damon

Like a perky blonde angel of death.

Enzo [to Caroline]

We are still bad for each other and we are still broken up.

Elena [to Damon]

I have the antidote, though from the looks of it you'd both rather be dead.

Enzo

Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?

Caroline

I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.

Damon

Damon: The second we're cured of this and don't wanna rip each other's heads off, I am gonna hunt you down and give you the most mind blowing night of your life.
Elena: I think I can schedule you in.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]
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