The Vampire Diaries Quotes
You win some, you lose some. Except for me. I always win.Kai
I don't care. Life's too short. Immortal or not, I don't wanna waste another minute.Elena
Just get on with it Kai. Listening to you talk makes me want to die.Liz [to Kai]
I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.Damon [to Tyler]
I was trying to fix something that I had no business trying to fix. It's like textbook definition of a control freak from hell.Caroline
Caroline: If you can't fix a coffee machine, how are you able to fix people?
Stefan: Sure you don't need some real food? There's probably a machine around here that vends O-positive.
Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.Damon
So now I have a Stage 10 cancer patient, which by the way doesn't exist, who is beyond terminally ill, and a vampire, meaning all of his emotions are heightened and he can't die.Jo
Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.Damon
Why are we talking about spending spring break anywhere other than this tiny bed.Liv
Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.
Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...Damon