The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 6)

Season 4 Episode 9: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

Jeremy: She ruined our lives. She's not even my real sister. She's just the reason that everyone I've ever loved has died. She means nothing to me. I will kill her even if that means I die myself.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Caroline: If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Stefan: Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to complete his mark, but we can't quite figure out how to keep him from killing us.
Klaus: Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly justified doing a little charity work.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: So what do you want to do?
Damon: I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.
Elena: So do it.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Caroline: Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Klaus: Loneliness, Stefan. That's why me and you memorialize the dead.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: You're not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you're sitting on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock drawer.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon [to Elena]: This would be so much more fun if we were naked.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "We'll Always Have Bourbon Street"

Stefan [about Damon]: I think he loves her as much as we do, and he can't be selfish with her anymore.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Tyler: The bond effects how you act, not how you feel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: I know you two have issues with him but I'm happy and I wanted to spend tonight with my best friends so I could tell them about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I finally got Elena to a good place about being a vampire and you two idiots can't stand that she's happy because of me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon [to Elena]: Can't we just let ourselves enjoy one secret selfish day before we destroy his?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "My Brother's Keeper"

Elena: Jeremy can't live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out admitted that she doesn't like me this way. Think it's safe to say that I'm not so great at this vampire thing.
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena [to Stefan]: You don't need to love me like this. This is who I am now. The old Elena died when she went off that bridge. Let her go.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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