The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 5)

Season 4 Episode 11: "Catch Me If You Can"

Stefan: This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess nobody's perfect, right?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Klaus: I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
Rebekah: Burn in Hell.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan: Sex wasn't good because we didn't care. It was good because you were crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Rebekah: Love and caring ruins you.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Damon: We're not gonna back off the cure because you were told one too man scary stories, idiot.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Stefan: I know you were daggered for a little while... but knocking is still a thing.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jeremy [to Klaus]: I don't take orders from you, d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 10: "After School Special"

Stefan: Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got Jeremy. Klaus has the sword. And Shane has Bonnie. You and I are the only ones left with nothing. You said it yourself, right? Whoever finds the cure first gets to decide what to do with it. So what do you say? You want to be partners?
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Damon [to Klaus]: Now I know why those hybrids hated you. You are annoying.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rebekah: So, vampire Elena is a trollop who likes bad boys, which explains why Stefan reeks of alcohol.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rebekah: Why are my least favorite people always the most durable?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rebekah: Do you still love Stefan?
Elena: Yes.
Rebekah: Are you still in love with Stefan?
Elena. No.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Elena [on Stefan]: When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: I didn't sleep with Damon because of the sire bond. I slept with Damon because I'm in love with him.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon [to Jeremy]: I'm updated our relationship status to: It's Complicated.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

April: You asked me to take notes:
Rebekah: I wasn't being literal, darling.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 9: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

Mayor Lockwood: Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you think?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: I'm setting you free, Elena. This is what I want. This is what will make me happy.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: Last time I was here I was so completely in love with Stefan. Now that's barely a memory. Is that the sire bond or just that I'm so happy to be here with you?
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

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