The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 13: "Into the Wild"

Damon: Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Shane: I believe in magic.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tyler: Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kol: They say if Silas rises, he'll unleash Hell on earth. I happen to like earth the way it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon [to Klaus]: You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a d**k... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Do you know how hard it is to get these XBox brains to focus?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: Do you think Caroline will notice if there are only 89 red balloons?
Elena: Probably, yes.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: Train yourself to do some dishes.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 11: "Catch Me If You Can"

Stefan: You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan: This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess nobody's perfect, right?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Klaus: I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
Rebekah: Burn in Hell.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan: Sex wasn't good because we didn't care. It was good because you were crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Rebekah: Love and caring ruins you.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Damon: We're not gonna back off the cure because you were told one too man scary stories, idiot.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Stefan: I know you were daggered for a little while... but knocking is still a thing.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jeremy [to Klaus]: I don't take orders from you, d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 10: "After School Special"

Stefan: Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got Jeremy. Klaus has the sword. And Shane has Bonnie. You and I are the only ones left with nothing. You said it yourself, right? Whoever finds the cure first gets to decide what to do with it. So what do you say? You want to be partners?
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Damon [to Klaus]: Now I know why those hybrids hated you. You are annoying.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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