You're dead, dude. Get over it.

Damon

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Elena: How do you look in a suit?
Stefan: I can pull one off.

You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

Damon

I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

Damon

It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Damon

Stefan: Damon is trying to get you to turn against me.
Elena: Well then I guess it's working.

Elena: I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same.
Stefan: Thank you.

Katherine is dead. And you hate me because you loved her.... and that, my brother, is your humanity.

Stefan

Elena [to Damon]: Let's get one thing straight: I am not Katherine.

Elena: Some things could matter again.
Damon: Maybe. But it seems a little unrealistic to me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.