I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

Caroline

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.

I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Damon

Stefan: I'm sorry.
Damon: About what?
Stefan: About being the guy that made you turn 145 years ago... what I did was selfish. I didn't wanna be alone. Guess I just needed my brother.

I can't think of a better reason to die.

Stefan [on saving Elena]

Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.

When I'm worn down, I take a nap. You were unconscious.

Jeremy

The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Damon

Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Damon

Stefan: You're coming with me?
Damon: It's Elena.

Rose: I know who you are. I said be quiet.
Elena: What do you want?
Rose [slap!]: I said be quiet.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.