The Vampire Diaries "Unpleasantville" Quotes
Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elena: You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Jeremy: I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Stefan: There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.
• Rating: 1.7 / 5.0
Alaric: Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Caroline: What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11
