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You are a vampire now. You just need to be the right way to be one. And I'm gonna teach you.

Damon

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Klaus

Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Sorry, I meant vampire.

Damon

Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Klaus

Meredith: Tell me that is not a bomb.
Damon: Okay, it's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.

You should write a book. Go on The View.

Caroline [to Stefan]

How about we just leave the murdering to Damon?

Stefan

Where is Mr. Saltzman? That's right. I killed him.

Rebekah

You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So we're even.

Tyler

Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years, I'd say you're due.

Damon
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The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So we're even.

Tyler

Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years, I'd say you're due.

Damon
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