The Vampire Diaries

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Why does everyone have to die on me?

Jeremy

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Damon

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Vicki

I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Stefan

Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Damon
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