So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.


Love does that Damon. It changes us.

Andy [to Damon]

Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.

We're gonna slumber it.

Elena [to Caroline]

Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.

Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.


You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.


Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?

He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.


I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.


John: You guys are drinking vervain.
Damon: It's an acquired taste.

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

John: Coffee?
Elena: We did that last night. No more avoiding.