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Andie: So why can't you have her? She's with another man I assume.
Damon: Yeah, but that's not the point. The point it, I'm in love with her. It's driving me crazy. I'm out of control.

Damon: I'm in love with a woman I can never have.
Andie: I knew it. I know how to pick them.

You can booty call me anytime you want.

Andie

Andie: I can't believe you called me. I thought I was being way to forward when I had Jenna give you my number.
Damon: I like a woman who knows what she wants.

Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

I see you got the bullet out. That was... nasty.

Brady

So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

Jenna

Love does that Damon. It changes us.

Andy [to Damon]

Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.

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