Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.

Bonnie: Are you gonna stay [in bed] forever?
Elena: Yup.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi

Lexi: What's keeping her here?
Stefan: I told you. Her name is Elena.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline

It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi