Lila: I just saved your life, you kinder-shit. If I hadn’t stepped in, all that would be left of you is a blazer and some bloody socks.
Five: And that’s the problem. You’re too good. You ask too many questions. You know too much. And you fight like you know what you're doing.

• Permalink: I saved your life, kinder-shit.
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You know what? I'm used to dealing with liars, Lila, but I like it better when I know what they're lying about.

Diego

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Ben: Curious. How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit before you start taking care of yourself?
Klaus: I’m thinking of a number between 11 and 25.

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Allison: What happened?
Klaus: Oh where to begin? My claustrophobic cult tracked me down, I fell off the wagon, I professed my love for this young gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay yet in a 1963 diner in front of his blatantly closeted uncle.

• Permalink: I professed my love for a not yet gay man.
• Added: July 30, 2020

Talking makes things real. And real things end. This feels sweeter than that.

Sissy

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Even if you knew everything there is to know about right now. You could never predict what will happen next. We don’t live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances.

Reginald

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Luther: You know time travel is possible.
Reginald: Time travel isn’t the problem. I have a deep dislike of children. I do not have them, nor do I intend to have them, but if for some reason I did, I would expect more from them than a scruffy face, poor hygiene, and your grotesque, simian proportions.

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Diego: That's pathetic.
Luther: Yeah, well. At least he didn't shank my ass.
Diego: No, bro. He shanked your heart.

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Carl: The hell’s going on with you?
Sissy: I’m just sick and tired of you not listening
Carl: Well, I’m sick and tired of having to fight for your goddamn attention. Are you my wife or not?

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If I thought you needed to know the truth, I would have told you the truth, but you didn’t and so I didn’t, and everything worked out just fine.

Handler

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• Added: July 30, 2020

Luther: How are you feeling?
Vanya: Pretty shitty, to be honest.
Diego: Where would you say you are on a scale from 1 to ending all life on this planet.
Luther: Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She’s fine.
Diego: The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended mid-air, sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles.
Elliott: I would love to see an energy tentacle.

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• Added: July 30, 2020

Oh, wow. I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Klaus

• Permalink: Did we all get sexier?
• Added: July 30, 2020