Reginald: “Home?” This isn’t your home.
Allison: What are you talking about? This is the Umbrella Academy.
Reginald: Wrong again. This is the Sparrow Academy.

Diego: Why is there a painting of Ben over the mantelpiece?
Reginald: I knew you’d show up eventually.

Did we actually succeed at something? That’s incredible!

Klaus

Keep faith. Believe that good things will happen. Because the fight for a better world is never over.

Allison

You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime. You let me feel alive for the first time. You helped me find hope again. That’s a wonderful thing.

Sissy

Herb: Is she…
Five: Really dead this time?
Diego: Oh, yeah.

Who the hell was that guy?!

Klaus

Luther: I almost had her. Why the hell did you stop me?
Diego: Because… I love her.

Handler: Darling, I need to know that we can get past this, be a happy family again. Hmm?
Lila: They’re my real family.

She’s dangerous. And you’re scared of what she’ll do with all that new power. That’s why you dragged me to The Commission. Because I know what it’s like to love dangerous people. Difference is, they love me back.

Diego

Diego: She’s using you, Lila. The Handler.
Lila: You’re wrong. She raised me. She loves me.
Luther: Yeah, you know what? Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much.
Lila: [gags]

Lila: I trusted you. I got you a job, I even introduced you to my mother, and then you took off on me.
Diego: That’s because I needed to save the world!

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

Diego: You killed one of ours, Olga. Now we’re coming after you. You will be dead by nightfall.
Five: Hey. It’s “Öga för öga,” idiots. Swedish for “an eye for an eye.” Means the Swedes killed Elliott.
Diego: Wrong number. Have a lovely day.

Elliott: It's all true, yeah? UFOs... crop circles?!
Five: Well, the truth is out there.