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There is no over the top, there is no over the top.

Gaga dancers (chanting)

Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters.
Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.

Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.

Nelson

I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.

Homer

Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?

Bart

Ah he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!

Wiggum (on Ralphie)

Ned: Well sir, now we'll have an open marriage.
Edna: Um, you do know what that means?
Ned: No, but I"m sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.

Hmmm...historically inaccurate.

Homer

Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?

I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Sea Captain

Moe: And that's that. Another story in the classic infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for The Simpsons.
Lisa: Mr. Szyslak I have feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.
Moe: Well I'm not hanging around for that. Pfftt. Four acts.

Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes

I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.

Homer

What's what the new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word now - "he's."

Carl
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