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I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses.Marge
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Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
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I cannot hide the snide inside!Comic book guy
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The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...Comic Book Guy
Nerds don't get girls!Comic Book Guy
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I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation - Homer Simpson.FBI Agent
Lenny(on piracy): That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
Carl: All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.Homer
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
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Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen. But sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.Marge
Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
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