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Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.

Ned

Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes.

Burns

Lisa: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
Marge: What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
Lisa: Not to.

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Simpson, there;s going to be a heart in my hand, either paper or yours.

Nelson

I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses.

Marge

Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.

I cannot hide the snide inside!

Comic book guy

The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...

Comic Book Guy

Nerds don't get girls!

Comic Book Guy
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