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He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.

Lisa

Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.

I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.

Milhouse

Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?

Patty

Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.

Skinner: So from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.
Nelson: What about po' boys?
Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys, such as yourself, will go hungry.

The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.

Homer

Skinner! I have seven other principals, and I've never yelled their names. Not even once.

Superintendent

Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?

Dolph

Emojis! Now she's gone to far.

Homer

Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.

Homer

That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.

Homer
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The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

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