The Simpsons Quotes
I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.Homer
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Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.Lisa
You call that a left testicle, Toot?Mo
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Mr. Lassen: We should team up, I can get you out of here
Sideshow Bob: A partner, intriguing, who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?
Mr. Lassen: I assumed we'd take turns
SIdeshow Bob: No deal
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Superintendent Chalmers: According to this file from Blazing Guy's secret security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before - fire a teacher.
Principal Skinner: Hand in your red pen...oh, I'm not gonna pass fingernail inspection tonight.
Homer: A-camping we will go
Marge: But where I still don't know
Homer: A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
Oh Marge I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.Homer
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, your new teacher is...everybody pray!
Principal Skinner: This is a public school
Superintendent Chalmers: I said pray!
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Wow its working! I guess the instructions were in EnglishFry
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Attention goblins, Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars and people are laying fingers all over themLisa
Bender: My ass is about to project something
Homer: You don't have to announce it, just do it quietly and blame the dog
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Lisa: You know, they look a little similar
Bart: Yeah, like the guy who designed Bender just took a drawing of dad and stuck an antenna on it
Lisa: A little lazy if you ask me
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