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She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.Lisa
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Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?Marge
"Quagmire who? That's an excellent question."Homer
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"My dad gave me a gun to hide."Meg
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"No one ever told me I mattered before."Meg
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"You bring home two bands of hippie murderers…"Homer
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How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.Krusty
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Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
Krusty: I've never said no to a binge.
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Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
Krusty: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?
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No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.Krusty
Come back, I'm a clown. I can't afford to look ridiculous.Krusty
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Homer: Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
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