I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.

Homer

Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote. And that third vote didn't come cheap.

Krusty

I don't eat anything new unless I've tried it before.

Homer

Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.

SPORTS stands for Strick Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports

Ned

Marge: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.

Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.

Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.

From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads..

Homer

The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 5 Quotes

Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.

From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads..

Homer