The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 21 Episode 15: "Stealing First Base" Quotes
Hey, Willie, does he taste like failure?!
Bart [about Skinner]
Nikki: I know CPR!
Bart: Nikki, no! I prefer a dead child to a law suit from your parents.
Michelle Obama: That's right, Lisa, as an avid organic gardner I've read your blog.
Lisa: Flotus1 is First Lady of the United States, one.
Michelle Obama: Yes, I wanted just flotus, but someone had it.
Ralph: That's me because I swim with my flotuses on.
By now you've haard that one of our fourth graders did something that 100 years ago would have been completely innocent but in today's over litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.
Superintendent Chalmers
Homer: We'll be sued into the poor house and we'll be forced to eat garbage the rest of our lives.
Bart: That's no problem, mom can make garbage taste great.
Marge: Thank you.
Bart: I mean it.
Marge: And it means the world to me.
Bart: I need to talk about man stuff.
Homer: Talk to grampa, he used to be a man.
Bart: He did?
I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.
Ralph
Bart: Where's Mrs. K?
Principal Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland. Apparently the people she hired to deprogram her sister from that cult were an even worse cult.
