Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.

• Permalink: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
• Added: January 12, 2014

I cannot hide the snide inside!

Comic book guy

• Permalink: I cannot hide the snide inside!
• Added: January 12, 2014

The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...

Comic Book Guy

• Permalink: The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a...
• Added: January 12, 2014

Nerds don't get girls!

Comic Book Guy

• Permalink: Nerds don't get girls!
• Added: January 12, 2014