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The-simpsons

Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.

No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care.

Homer

Mousy and Catsy! Aren't they great?

Krusty

You can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.

Homer
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