Moe: Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Bronte.
Carl: I thought we were playing cards.

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Homer: You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.

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Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.

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Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.

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