The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 9: "I Won't Be Home For Christmas" Quotes
What the? This isn't Halloween.Homer
Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.Homer
You're all right stupid Flanders, you're all right.Homer
Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?
Homer: Well good luck assembling all those toys without me!
Patty: We already did it!
Homer: Ah! The ghost of Marge future!
Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!